Hippo Toe

When a very big obese woman has extremely tight pants on - cutting in around the crotch area.

First person: Oh my God - Look at that Hippo Toe"

Second person: "Yeah - like WTF!! - a camel toe just isn't going to cut it!"

by berenson October 16, 2008

Left toe

It is a slang way to say “I killed a squirrel”

Hey I left toed that bitch in the street

by Heydude12345 November 1, 2018

Your toes.

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

by theflying_egg September 24, 2020

Lesbian toes

A person who has toes that are long and uneven. The pinky toe will be way shorter than the rest. Typically these toes are used for vaginal insertion.

I hooked up with Brianna last night and she put her toes in my vagina. She had some incredible lesbian toes

by Shreka April 1, 2020

Toe Rocket

When someone is standing under your foot and you shove your big toe up their Ass/Vagina

Jona tried to give Mark the Toe Rocket and got one from his girlfriend.

by Vantex XII November 28, 2018

Pajamal Toe

A camel toe so heinous that it can actually be seen through a pair of pajamas. Elusive as such, they can usually be found in the pet food or dairy sections of WalMart, Kroger or other major chain department stores very early in the morning.

Man...did you see the chick getting all those cans of Frisky cat food at the WalMart last night? She was rocking a hungry looking pajamal toe.

by CunningLinguist72 May 20, 2015

Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013