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salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.
Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...
by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022
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Facebook Season

If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.
'Are you stalking that girl from lecture online?'
"Yardy know it's facebook season!"
by AlphaSicarius September 20, 2018
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Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Spoiler Season

The spoiler season of any story-focused form of media arrives exactly three months after the ending is revealed of said story-focused form of media. Before the spoiler season arrives, no one is allowed to discuss the endings with one another. This allows those who are not yet up to date with the ending catch up without having said ending spoiled.

The amount of time between the reveal of an ending and the spoiler season can be negotiated between friends, but is globally recognized as three months.
+ Breaking Bad finished three months ago guys. Spoiler Season has arrived!
- CRAP I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT SHOW YET!
+ Well that's a shame 'cos *Spoiler*

+ Dude did you catch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother?
- Hey shut up! It isn't Spoiler Season yet!
by GNRlova23 May 14, 2014
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Happiest Season

lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?

lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though
by elliesbrowscar December 14, 2020
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Shiesty Season

Shiesty Season means when the stock/demand of Shiesties goes up, and there's an economic boom in Shiesty purchasing, for example Football Players like to wear them during practice or game. And that's how the Shiesty Session began to form and develop. Shiesties are great for everything, one benefit of wearing a Shiesty is it keeps the head warm and it's excellent in the Midwestern states like Minnesota or my home state of Illinois.
The Shiesty Season is defined by The demand for Shiesties is up, Shiesty Session looks to be booming at the moment, and it's very cold in Illinois so it makes sense why the demand is going up.
by IvanoTheP October 17, 2023
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Block Season

time of year when a person decides to spend indoors with their mate. This said mate is considered a block or a woman large in size. Usually lasts from October to late February in most cases.

In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.
Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?

Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.

Ray: Word.
by Phones Malone December 15, 2010
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