Someone who fingers younger girls, tells them about astrology and then fingers them - basically if Galileo was a nonce
by Spicyguy745 August 31, 2023
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he has a mullet
and is nhi's bf
APPARENTLY he has other gfs and sidechicks but its whatever its whatever its whatever
he has a mullet
and is nhi's bf
APPARENTLY he has other gfs and sidechicks but its whatever its whatever its whatever
YEYAH SAMY
by Sam Ni San November 10, 2020
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by Brendan the Musturd October 30, 2019
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"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
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"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019
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