Sami Almasri

He is a fake Masri, he likes touching nips very much. Whoever gets their nips touched by him will become bruised.

Oh no my nips are cumming because of Sami Almasri

by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022

Sami

Egyptian oil owner. Has a "heart" on. Most straight guy ever.

The women must luuuh Sami...

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.

boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "

by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024

sayonara Sami

What Nick Miller’s bitch ass told Megan Fox before she went back home

“Sayonara Sami”

by jo021292 July 30, 2024

Sami

the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.

Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"

by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022

Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.

Thats a Sami Bin Ahmed

by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022

Sami

THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME

Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool

Me: yea, it’s a Sami.

Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*

by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022