Mexican Rodeo

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.

Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

by Meme Dealer9001 March 20, 2022

Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

Rodeo Sex

when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.

gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.

by jabruno December 22, 2008

Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.

I just experianced a rodeo deuce!

by Duckwalk August 30, 2010

Himalayan Rodeo

Sex maneuver. Mount a girl from behind. After you are satisfied with your experience. Tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can stay on her.

I was Doing this chick Doggie style, I decided I wanted to do the Himalayan Rodeo. I told her i had AIDS. She jumped around or and bucked like a bull. I stayed on for 2 minutes.

by DeadH3ad May 2, 2010

rodeo champion

When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"

Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.

Todd: Why?

Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.

Todd:...Dude.

by Matt Z. January 9, 2009

rodeo head

1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.

2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event

3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)

Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head

by CrackerJackings December 11, 2007