Plastic Bandit

One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.

justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"

by jm25 August 24, 2008

plastic sexy

a sexy person who looks sexy only on the view and it is feared that he/she would get dirty or lose the sexiness if touched.

Aishwarya Rai is a plastic sexy beauty.

by samthephenomenon November 8, 2009

Plastic windy

When you give a blow to a guy with a condom on.
So you don't get skeet in your mouth.
AKA Plastic wind, CoBlo,

Guy: "Connie wuz biten and vibratin when she was given me a plastic windy"

by ilysilly January 10, 2008

Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"

Yo, we shredding plastic rn?

by walmu May 22, 2022

paying with plastic

when you use a credit card to pay at a store or restaurant

Waiter: How will you be paying tonight ma'am?
Lady: I'll be paying with plastic.

by E Flamingo September 26, 2008

Plastic toff

Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate

Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?

Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him

by GrumpyTorySon December 14, 2019

Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.

Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!

by AL9000 January 24, 2009