Flat Curves

When a woman has shapely thighs but has a flat booty

Brooklyn has flat curves

by CaptainFabulous June 9, 2018

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

flat dicker

One who always lies prone while playing multi player games to avoid being shot.

That flat dick'n sum bitch just shot me in my face. He's laying down by the trucks.

Everywhere you turn there's a flat dicker.

credit to ItchyKitten

by SEAWOLF tm January 22, 2017

FLAT KAT

very cringey youtuber but generally hes funni

hey you hearfd of flat kat

yes hes cring

by FLAT KAT February 16, 2022

Flat Earther

One who pursues the notion the Earth is flat and discredits any valid scientific reasoning which proves otherwise.

Karen is a flat earther who receives all her information from Dr Google and Facebook and rejects scientific consensus to back up that the Earth is actually a sphere.

by UltimateDoge July 1, 2021

flat dogging

It's like having sex doggy style, but the girl is laying flat on her stomach.

Yo man I was just flat dogging my girl and my dick got in so deep!

by Flat_dogging July 3, 2016

flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain November 30, 2014