The Magnificent Bastard

1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.

2) Popular label for a small package.

Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.

by His ex May 2, 2005

cody the english bastard

england. A loser, a smelly man with no morals and no brain.

cody: Oi! I suck ass!
Someone: Yes you do!
cody" now be a good chap and bend over!

by COUGH.. NOT SHIRLEY August 19, 2004

The bad bastard

The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council

THE BAD BASTARD

I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,

You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out

by The real bad bastard April 13, 2020

Baste The Brisket

: to be home alone for the holidays

"Ras chose to baste the brisket this New Years instead of attending the party."

by KTM_Rider December 31, 2011

Beasting The Burger

The definition of shoving multiple MrBeast burgers up your rectal cavity for pleasure.

James: Yo how was it with Martha last night?
Marcus: We were totally Beasting The Burger!

by Marcusmastur January 11, 2023

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.

I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023