Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019
Get the pants zippermug. 1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.
2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.
2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.
1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.
2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.
2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.
by gusnado August 15, 2012
Get the slippery zippermug. by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018
Get the Foot zippermug. the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Zipper Gummug. The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
by XamulP May 27, 2025
Get the Zipper Sparkingmug. When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.
"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016
Get the bear zippermug. by Insta: anthony.l.u.n.a September 9, 2020
Get the bung zippermug.