The Third Rodriguez

When one person shoves any instrument up another persons ass and proceeds to play it

Person 1: Dude I'm wanting to try something new with the lady but I just can't find anything good.

Person 2: Try giving her a "The Third Rodriguez"

by Steve Henson December 18, 2011

Third Baseman

A guy who doesn’t have sex, opting to draw the line at fellatio, cunnilingus, and other heavy petting, all while avoiding ejactulation; Voluntarily celibate - volcel

Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”

by Smykovsy January 22, 2021

May third

may 3rd crying all day cause you deserve it day

Dude may thirds gonna be lit

by Dazai.jpeg April 30, 2021

The third of april

National have every name backwards day!

The third of april
P1-I saw a movie yesterday
P2-Who was the main character?
P1-Neb Rellits

by glaires April 4, 2010

Safety Third

- Fun first
- Style second
- Safety third

These are the three rules of downhill skateboarding.

- Dude your normal fullface is much safer than that areolid ...
- Safety third, don't fuck up!

by ThaJay236 March 16, 2019

third pocket

The space in between the button on your jeans and your stomach. This is a pocket superior to all others as it allows you to be precariously close to your package without the suspicion of playing with yourself. Child molesters and senile old folks seem to have deeper third pockets than most people, but they could be venturing beyond the realm of the third pocket.

Dustin could not have been more content than right now as he walks down the street with his hand in his third pocket.

by Calcrazy December 9, 2008

third coast

Apellation describing the state and cultural region centered on Houston, Texas including Central and East Texas and Southern Louisiana used in several different contexts (film, hip hop and other music, left activism, etc).

This term is claimed by several other regions as well (Chicago, Western Michigan, the Southeast), but it properly refers to Texas.

Richard Linklater and Wes Anderson put the third coast on the indy film map.

Chopped and screwed, third coast style.

by dacoit May 9, 2006