Silent Stroke

Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.

"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"

"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"

by Rizzleeee February 9, 2009

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estrogen stroking

when you have to constantly tell a woman she is;

beautiful

gorgeous

cute

not fat

amzaing

and or perfect the way she is

Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?

Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer

by iamthedylanator August 14, 2011

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vinegar strokes

The often odd, varied and bizarre facial expressions a man make at the point when he is is just about to ejaculate. The same sort of faces you would pull if you had just quaffed a pint of vinegar.

I was just getting into my vinegar strokes when the doorbell rang.

by Bert Quock May 30, 2006

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The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.

Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*

by 8butt April 30, 2014

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Mind Stroke

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.

Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke

by blinddolphin April 8, 2011

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