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wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.
Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!
by jag3dc June 6, 2018
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gushy puss

A pussy that gets all the dick all creamy and wet when when it comes.
Kathy is such a little gushy puss although she is ruining all my sheets.
by Goosedreams April 6, 2016
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bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
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Dude Puss

1. Another way of saying a mans asshole.

2. A Dyke's gash.
Tweak:Dude i went to the strip club last night!
Craig: Did you crush any dude puss?
Tweak: no, it wasnt gay day tuesday.

Jeff: hey you see that dyke over there? would you crush that?
Steve: Nah that looks like a man, definitely has a dude puss...100%
by Commander Queef December 15, 2018
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Prickle Puss

When the hair starts growing back after you shave your v-giny
I was gonna smash Brenda last night but she was self-conscious about her prickle puss.
by BadtzMaruthepenguincunt September 10, 2018
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Puss e

A slang term for Pussy. Used as a compliment instead of an insult.
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
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Pork Puss

She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.

She had the wettest pork puss.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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