Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!

"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"

by Sefblau January 20, 2016

Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Varsel Program

Gives you viruses

Need a new PC cause i downloaded a Varsel Program

by 2973g7892g834g8234 July 03, 2023

the program

a state of friendship in which one acknowledges another person upon seeing them (e.g., nods, smiles, says hello)

We hardly talk anymore, we're not even on the program!

by jrabB October 21, 2014

welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

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space program

something heading for the ground. metaphorically or physically.

"i'm going down like the space program."

by ducklicker May 05, 2010