the "last one" is typically the last of a group of friends to have sexual intercourse. the "last one" typically gets teased and harassed about this, especially when the quiet asian that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. the "last one" will usually take his frustration out on other people and objects, such as xbox controllers. the "last one's" only game occurs when playing HALO 2. however, his reign of triumph will soon end as his sexually-experienced friends get better.
the "last one": dude, you suck, i just rocketed your ass (in HALO 2)
player 2: dude, your the "last one"...
player 2: dude, your the "last one"...
by hahahahahahaha May 13, 2005
Get the the last onemug. The little bitch kid who gets everything they want. Everyone fucking hates them a wants to slap them.
by ashybear2017 July 12, 2017
Get the last childmug. a pool game created by two girls named shaelyn and mikayla in southwest alaska while they were bored.
RULES:
1. its kind of like 9-ball,
except you're able to make any ball you want,
even the 8 ball.
in this game, it doesn't matter if a player is stripes or solids.
2. when you scratch,
its the same thing as 8-ball,
you can only put it within the marks.
but you're actually able to hit in the balls in that area,
no ball is off limits.
3. you're able to combo off another ball,
just as long as those balls aren't the same.
example: if you combo a solid to a solid, or stripe to stripe,
and make one in, its the other persons turn.
4. while racking the balls,
you don't need to put them in order,
it doesn't matter which ones you hit in.
5. in order to win the game,
you must shoot the last ball in.
6. if you don't hit ANY balls during your shot,
then the other player is able to move the cue ball anywhere.
7. its your choice to play with calls or not,
but you have to call the last ball on the table.
8. if you're on the last ball, and you scratch,
you don't lose, its just the other persons turn.
BUT; if you make the last ball in,
and scratch on the same turn, you automatically lose the game.
its a fairly easy game.
you should try it somethime :
RULES:
1. its kind of like 9-ball,
except you're able to make any ball you want,
even the 8 ball.
in this game, it doesn't matter if a player is stripes or solids.
2. when you scratch,
its the same thing as 8-ball,
you can only put it within the marks.
but you're actually able to hit in the balls in that area,
no ball is off limits.
3. you're able to combo off another ball,
just as long as those balls aren't the same.
example: if you combo a solid to a solid, or stripe to stripe,
and make one in, its the other persons turn.
4. while racking the balls,
you don't need to put them in order,
it doesn't matter which ones you hit in.
5. in order to win the game,
you must shoot the last ball in.
6. if you don't hit ANY balls during your shot,
then the other player is able to move the cue ball anywhere.
7. its your choice to play with calls or not,
but you have to call the last ball on the table.
8. if you're on the last ball, and you scratch,
you don't lose, its just the other persons turn.
BUT; if you make the last ball in,
and scratch on the same turn, you automatically lose the game.
its a fairly easy game.
you should try it somethime :
bob: "i don't feel like playing 9-ball."
bill: "well i don't wanna play 8-ball!"
bob: "gee willikers! what should we play?!"
bill: "EUREKA! we should play last-ball!"
both: "yayyyyy! we love last-ball!"
bill: "well i don't wanna play 8-ball!"
bob: "gee willikers! what should we play?!"
bill: "EUREKA! we should play last-ball!"
both: "yayyyyy! we love last-ball!"
by mikayla [mih-kay-luh] December 26, 2008
Get the last-ballmug. by Ninja Disaster May 12, 2004
Get the The Last Samuraimug. by McStevieHD June 16, 2017
Get the can't lastmug. The Last Border 1 a hunter's concept of death 2 an attack of a bear 3 the cornerstone of a hunter, the yearning for death as a life from the dying fall hunting lands 4 facing death in The Far Border 5 the life of a hunter, that ends in a natural death in the fall, to what the hunter feels he belongs to 6 every facing in the wild land 7 the feeling of afterlife a hunter experiences when in the fall distant hunting lands, the end of life for the hunter, the yearning for death, and the vibe of it while on a trek through fall. (Compare to The Far Border). The term is coined by the founder and author of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.
The last border existed as an abstract. It was death in all its form. But it was also a place, somewhere in the deepest wilderness of fall.
by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014
Get the The Last Bordermug. by Ah bayyyy August 22, 2021
Get the Dead Lastmug.