Jon Horne

One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city

Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!

by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015

horn play

a kissing embrace in which the initiator's left hand is firmly placed on the partner's neck, while their right fondles the receiver's genitals

He was gentlemen enough to walk me to the door, but once he tried the horn play for our first kiss, I knew we wouldn't go out again.

For mine and my wife's successful marriage, all kudos go to the horn play.

by justtbecca May 8, 2010

battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.

My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?

by an on e muz October 22, 2011

Horn-tickle

A tickle that makes you horny.

Stop touching me like that, you’re going to give me a horn-tickle!

by Thomas The Great June 29, 2021

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Gilly horn

Elongated clitoris.

I pulled down her pants to eat the pussy and got poked in the eye by her gilly horn.

by Sheahalie December 17, 2018