A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin October 19, 2008
(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.
by Knight57 July 05, 2016
A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)
(try saying this in scottish accent)
Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020
Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
by Famous Reekie January 01, 2017
An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.
by The Penetrator 69420 March 19, 2024
Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)
by Davidwebb99 May 03, 2021
The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.
Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”
by Yogurtboys April 21, 2018