Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.
by Chase Smith January 25, 2007
Get the under-the-desk incentivemug. by Zehrung September 2, 2016
Get the Desk-popmug. A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.
by Neffy August 19, 2003
Get the monkey deskmug. Any sexual act involving or including a desk. In a desk job, the desk is more than likely to be in the dominant position. One common occurrence during desk jobs is having orgies whereas each table leg serves as a cock. Fun for 4!
P1: I'm having a desk job, wanna join?
P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!
P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!
by KhalifJ6181995 May 24, 2016
Get the Desk Jobmug. a person who fixes issues that others cant. a magical person who knows all, and knows how to fix almost everthing. Truly magnificent, and impossible to live without
by Anon20 October 7, 2022
Get the Help Desk Supervisormug. Desk-n-dash is bad for your post-covid health
by Sexydimma September 17, 2023
Get the Desk-n-dashmug. A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
by Tired Consultant March 8, 2021
Get the Consultant Desk Popmug.