Arkansas Abortion

To die under incredibly mysterious circumstances while being involved with the Clintons and having evidence of a crime, where no autopsy is allowed, and its always declared a suicide, "car accident," or "plane accident"

Joe: I found evidence of a Clinton crime! Billy: Stop! Don't say anything. A typical Arkansas Abortion involves 3 gunshots to the back of the head, a CIA controlled car wreck, or a gym accident after finding this evidence... you don't want that do you?

by Truthshallgetyousuicided November 22, 2017

Southside Abortion

when a pregnant woman is on crack and goes crazy and tries to fight the police. being attacked the officers beat her down killing the fetus inside her uterus.

shamaya got high and tried to beat up a cop. The cop then pulled out his night stick and beat the woman down killing her baby. oh you mean a southside abortion?

by tom kittytinkle September 26, 2010

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

Oral abortion

Fucking a really pregnant girl and the baby inside her sucks your dick

"Sorry to here about your loss how did u lose ur daughter"

"I knew she was going to be retarded so I gave her an oral abortion"

by Caitlin Jenners third nut April 20, 2017

late-abortion

A child who is unwanted by their parents leading to rejection.

'Gary wanted to be a girl, his father made him a late-abortion.
'Look at Gary, he's a late-abortion

by robster the lobster May 17, 2018

aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.

Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.

by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015

Falcon Abortion

The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.

Gf: Guess what? I'm pregnant

Bf: What! Fuck time for Falcon Abortion
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

by Adolf Jesus hitler November 1, 2010