June 26th

National Cruz Day
A special day for a special person named Cruz. He usually gives the best advice, Is super racist, short, and pretty awesome. Even if he doesn’t think so, he’s obviously better.

Boy 1: hey dude, it’s June 26th!!
Girl 1: Yeah! National Cruz day!
Boy 2: Cruz is my IDOL

by Penisplunger4000 June 25, 2022

26th May

Stop asking your future wife for nudes day.

horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May

by alarkaris May 26, 2024

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

February 26th

National Slime your Home Boy day.

Mike: Yo bro im sorry for what im about to do
John: Wdym bro?
Mike: its February 26th...national slime yo hb day

by turbo1459 February 24, 2025

May 26th

Talk back to your teachers day!

Finally it’s may 26th I can finally tell miss young to shut the fuck up
You: ms young shut the fuck up, and turn off that damn heater bitch.

by Your mom1101011 May 26, 2022

July 26th

FUCK YOUR S/O DAY! the perfect time, day, and moment to fuck you s/o if you have one, go crazy!

„Its July 26th, havent ya heard? go get that pussy bro!”

by F180Big July 26, 2022

February 26th

An International holiday called Junkomaeda Day, where we praise our Lord Junkomaeda.

Hey, guess what day it is?

February 26th?

Junkomaeda Day!

by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021