Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Water on the rocks

A nerdy way of saying water with ice.

I'm so hardcore I had three water on the rocks last night.

by The pastamaster April 11, 2011

weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 11, 2008

Watering the lawn

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush

I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

by G.W. Ashington October 1, 2015

puppy water

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water

mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water

by bigballswag365 December 2, 2015

Purse Water

A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.

Erin has to go to CVS to buy more purse water

by Pint of Fun June 14, 2018

Crisp Water

Crisp Water is the best and crsipiest water how you find it is at your schools closest water fountain

Person 1: wanna go get some water
Person 2: only if it’s crisp water

by Magsmcgee February 16, 2019