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Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation
Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.
by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025
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Pokey

Bob: "Pokey Means Buisness!
John: "oh that music from earthbound cool
by MrMinimumWageBrain December 8, 2021
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Pokey

A knife 🔪
Yo bro he talking mad hot but its aii, cuz i got the pokey on me
by Negrokiller June 18, 2022
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Little Pokey’s Room

A place where only legends and absolute units use the restroom.
I have to use the little pokey’s room.
by Bigboy335 July 8, 2021
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Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.
When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
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SlimeGuyVR X Pokey

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid and so cute
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by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022
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Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited
by Shash_____ November 12, 2020
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