Testori

An abusive guy who thinks he's tough shit to beat on women. Characterized by prohibiting any outside social interaction of their mate. And consistent infidelity is a daily occurrance almost. They tend to be smaller statured guys usually. They will talk a lot of crap online and through the grapevine. But run and hide behind friends when a father wants o kick his ass for beating his daughter.

Testori: You're a douschbag don't call my house!
Good friend: Next time I hear about you beating on girls I'ma kick your ass!
Testori: Come do it then bitch!
*Dude shows up to testoris house*
Good friend: Wassup know bitch?
Testori: I'm calling the police, my Mom and my brother.

by AndYouKnowIt November 7, 2009

Textarrhea

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.

Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.

by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010

textranboo

the cool trans and bisexual ticktocker

hey is that textranboo?fuck yeah

by creamxowl September 24, 2021

Excited Texter

An avid and annoying texter that tends to use unnecessary exclamation marks at the end of every text.

Dude Ryan is such an annoying Excited Texter, not everything he says in a text needs to be in an exclamation.

by De Guat December 15, 2009

tentor

noun: a large buck-toothed asian with the cooking skills of Martha Stewart and the fashion styles of William Hung

verb: to feed one's self with one's feet

adj: ridiculous, indecisive, unable to drive.

asian.

1. The Tentor caught his suspenders in the oven.

2. Ooo BZ! I Tentored that piece of gum!

3. We're gonna run into a car if you keep drivin' so Tentor! Open yo asian eyes!

by BZFaith707 March 21, 2009

Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.

NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

textorize

Verb. textorized, textorizes

1. To, and of, the process of which to write a story, poem, essay, novel, screenplay, script, song, sketch, scene, television pilot, etc. Only exception is gangsta rap.

2. The process of and the event of entering a worth1000.com text contest.

3. The process of dancing an ode to the legendary smallish darkish grayish flatish piece of roast beef. Only used in parts of Finland.

1. That movie inpsired me to write my own screenplay. When I get home, I'm going to textorize all night long!

2. The deadline for the worth contest is in an hour. I'd better textorize quick!

3. She textorized in her wooden clogs.

by theqissilent July 3, 2004