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Testie

an idiot, a moron, a fat slob who is part of an ingame alliance called "Test Alliance Please Ignore". His choice of weapon is the stupid, a highly contagious disease which attacks the brain and controls your mind leaving you as a mindless buffoon easily susceptible to garbage propaganda.
This one time, at band camp I met a testie and he infected me with the stupid. Luckily i went to the top medical facility in the world and the people there cured me.
by iamdumbandapartoftestalliance September 17, 2012
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Texticles

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person
"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"
by Silverflayme January 10, 2010
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Split personality texter

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.
During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
by SJJS August 10, 2010
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Textersation

A conversation one has with another person over texting. Continuous back and forth texting that is as if you were having a conversation in person.
Brian-Dude, I just had the longest textersation with Amy. I think she might like me...

Isaiah-Well if you've started having textersations, then your golden; you should ask her out!

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by melbellfromhell March 12, 2009
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textevasion

Texting an indirect, vague, or evasive answer when asked a question.
If your significant other texts 'where r u?' and you don't reply, or you text a vague response such as 'downtown', that is textevasion.
by soundgoddess February 5, 2010
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textdead

when you are having a text talk and one of the parties just stops replying
I was texting my girl all day and then when I asked her what she did last night she went textdead
by NickyLags May 28, 2010
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Testies

A person or group of people who test a prototype design
The testies knew that the prototype parachute was going to be a massive success.
by Stewy_Testie1 January 19, 2022
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