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text-a-holic

A person (male or female) who constantly has their phone open minute by minute. From right when they wake up, to right before they go to bed. Their phone is like a reusable drug, and you know when someone is addicted. Click, clack, click, click is all you hear from them. Even if they come in contact with the person they are texting, they still text after parting ways for some odd reason.

It makes them feel at ease to have their phone extremely close to them. If their phone is dead or forgotten somehwere, they go into depression and/or a "sleepy" state in which they almost stop talking altogether. Anywhere and everywhere they are texting; even at the most awkward places where you would not be texting, (example: a movie theatre) which is EXTREMELY annoying especially knowing the fact that they aren't even paying any attention to the movie.

You may also notice with avid texters that they pay no attention to anything else except writing their message to the other avid texter. Usually it's described as a zombie or brain dead stage and they are only attentive when the phone is closed. The sad thing is, most phone companies offer "Unlimited Texting" which makes all the avid texters out there go nuts. Also, most phones have "T9 Text" which spells out words for them so they can text pages upon pages of nothing but bullcrap.

Does anyone have a clue of what they are texting? No. Can we find out? No, because if you even touch their phone they will freak out and ask you "what the hell are you doing?" and get very defensive like their phone is a precious diamond.
John: "Hey, Mike, what do you wanna do now?"

Mike: ".....(click, click, clack, click)"

John: "...Mike...?"

Mike: *Shuts phone* "What?!"

John: "Nevermind....text-a-holic..."

Mike: (Click, click, clack, click)
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text sex

When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.
It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.
by The Macstablishment February 17, 2007
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Text Neck

The cramp in your neck from too much texting and emailing on your mobile device.

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Jeez,I've got a bad case of text neck. That last hour of back and forth with my friend, did me in.

texting emailing smart phone cramp neck
by grubrubber August 21, 2011
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Text-Zone

When you wish to have a relationship with someone but you spend no time together other than texting and you are only refered to as a friend.
Diquad:Hey jenny wassup.
Jenny:Nm.

Diquad:You wanna go see a movie some time?
Jenny:Not right now, i'm out of town with my boyfriend.
Diquad: -_-

Diquad has now been Text-Zoned
by Mcnutsack August 31, 2013
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text war

a phenomenon occurring between two people who are either in the beginning stages of a relationship, having no strings attached sex, or on the verge of breaking up. involves endless texting in which the victor of the text war considers himself or herself to be the in the position of power. usually begins with "Wr r u?", but can take many forms. The spoils of victory most likely take the form of the winner choosing the "when and where" of the next sexual encounter.
That stupid French guy and I had a text war last night, but there was no way I was driving to his apartment for subpar sex.
by Ess-Dub April 6, 2007
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Text Freak

Someone who text messages in excess.
Geez that girl is like text freak, always text messaging.
by George Gleff April 21, 2007
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Text Illiterate

A person who uses informal slang terms in their text messages such as (dats, cuz, u, wuz, ur, n)
John: Hey man are you coming to the party?

Devin: ya man iz it 2nite?

John: dude what the fuck is that.

Devin: wat r u tlkin about?

John: dude your being totally text illiterate grow up you sound like a 13 year old douche.
by Yours Truly.. June 26, 2010
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