Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024

Teslarse

A conjunction of the two words Tesla and arse. It is pronounced Tess-larse. It is defined as the sort of smug faced sanctimonious twat that has £80,000+ to buy a car, yet spends it on a fucking Tesla as opposed to buying any one of the wide range of high end performance German vehicles.

The word is pretty much exclusively negative.

Person one: “Did you hear that *Insert name here* has come into some money?”
Person two: “Aye, i heard about it.”
Person one: “They’ve decided on a new motor”
Person two: “Really, what’ve they gone for?”
Person one: “They’re looking at something electric”
Person two: “Err, wow, you mean like a Tesla?”
Person one: “Exactly”
Person two: “For fucks’ sake, they could get an M3 or an AMG Merc for less. What a Teslarse.”

by The Richweiler June 3, 2024

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

TELAPAPAPATHE

IM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF TELAPATHY. THIS IS THE PROCESS IN WHICH PREDICTION BEFORE AN ACTION OCCURS. CAN CUMMUNICATE ALONG WAVELINES FROM SEVERAL DIFFRENT INDIVDUALS OR EXTRATERESTRIAL BEINGS.

IF YOU BEING PLOTTED ON YOU KNOW WHAT IS. YALL NOT SLICK CUS I ALREADY KNEW CUS I GOT THAT TELAPAPAPATHE. KNA IM SAYIN MFKA

by SHNOZZBERRIES March 9, 2024

TELAPAPAPATHE

IM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF TELAPATHY. THIS IS THE PROCESS IN WHICH PREDICTION BEFORE AN ACTION OCCURS. CAN CUMMUNICATE ALONG WAVELINES FROM SEVERAL DIFFRENT INDIVDUALS OR EXTRATERESTRIAL BEINGS.

IF YOU BEING PLOTTED ON YOU KNOW WHAT IS. YALL NOT SLICK CUS I ALREADY KNEW CUS I GOT THAT TELAPAPAPATHE. KNA IM SAYIN MFKA

by SHNOZZBERRIES March 9, 2024

Tesla lover

A gay guy who drive those stupid electric cars

I didn’t know gay guys drive electric cars I call them Tesla lovers

by Slurped buttface April 14, 2024

Tesla Bot

Referring to someone who acts routinely and robotically, with minimal expression and variation.

"See how Josh walks? Looks like a Tesla Bot."

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025