Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 29, 2022

tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to say “drunk texting”

Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.

by dumbassery95 February 17, 2021

Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila

A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker

Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

by SuzieSays December 01, 2020

tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.

"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"

by broseph6699 November 20, 2019