Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.

Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022

Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).

He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.

by Herovillain December 2, 2010

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

testicleave

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.

Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...

by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles

"Wow what a testicle smasher!'

by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017