woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

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egg woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

by LampKing, Master of Cannibals February 17, 2021

Forum Tension

When someone is using a forum site while Tired, Sick or Drunk they will post ridiculous messages. They will not realize that some of the things they wrote are strange at the time but will eventually regret it. Please do NOT post if you are in a state of forum tension! You may be banned and peoples respect for you will diminish greatly.

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by Hamstermage July 16, 2008

Present perfect tense

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

tension

Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.

Tommo: have you seen the movie tension
Ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.

Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!

by TRJ229 July 18, 2009

Sexual Tension

Grass, as in the stuff on your lawn.
(Not weed.)
As defined by Silent football, at least at CTY Carlisle or Lancaster.

"Mr.Dictator, Nitro was putting sexual tension in my ear."

"Do not pick at the sexual tension."

by Archaimot March 25, 2008

textual tension

when a man and a woman are in a textual relationship and things are not going well.

mark: hows Karen?
Joe: ehh, things aren't going so well, we're experiencing textual tension. (shows hatemessages on phone.)

by hubbie rogin November 19, 2007