Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.

Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.

by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025

Temuous

Describes an item that seems to have been ordered cheaply online, bearing only a thin, insubstantial resemblance to what it tries to be. Often ill-fitting, wrong-sized, or mismatched.

Chandler: That tactical camo wallet you got online looks very temuous, and you should feel bad.

Joey: Not bad for $7.99 + shipping, though, right?

by nevster July 9, 2025

Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.

"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".

by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025

tempus fuggit

An apathetic slow pace.

"I think he's trying to get fired. He's moving at tempus fuggit today."

by Ivory Dynamite July 26, 2025

Tetus

When you start growing a fetus on your toes

Anthony was getting his nails done when he realized he had grown two tetus on his left foot

by Thatoneperson88 August 18, 2025

temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds

person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常，绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我，我厌倦了在工厂工作，我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀

by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025

temu slut

Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.

“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”

by gyattus flatus October 4, 2025