by Professor Blumpkin July 25, 2011
Get the Teleblumpkin mug.1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.
2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.
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2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.
Similar to telesigned in.
“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”
by TeleSigner January 7, 2012
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by rt26sat February 9, 2014
Get the telele mug.(verb) The act or process of asking or calling someone to let them kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.
My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.
by Asaad Khattab August 29, 2016
Get the Telekiss mug.Unlike Truman Show Delusion sufferers who see themselves as being the unwitting main character in a reality TV show, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder sufferers see their life as being full-blown scripted, expensive serialised drama TV Series. They frame each year of their life as being a 'season', each week roughly equating to a single 'episode' of their show.
The sufferer twists known facts and does mental gymnastics to shoehorn their mundane lives into some form of 'season arc' for their character.
They know full well that they aren't really in a TV show. - they just desperately want to be.
Ultimately, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder is just a tactic employed by the miserable to deny reality - those who know deep down that the only way their life can have meaning is not through art or expression, giving and charity, a relationship with God but instead by forcibly contextualising everything as being a carefully scripted, story-boarded and rehearsed piece of fiction to be consumed by only the sufferer themselves.
The sufferer inevitably commits suicide or dies in their 'series finale' - Whether their TV Series achieved excellence and a satisfactory conclusion (Breaking Bad), was cancelled before its time and fondly remembered (Party Down), went seasons too long and became a shadow of itself (The Simpsons), (Dexter) can only be determined by the dead sufferer's friends and family at the funeral.
The sufferer twists known facts and does mental gymnastics to shoehorn their mundane lives into some form of 'season arc' for their character.
They know full well that they aren't really in a TV show. - they just desperately want to be.
Ultimately, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder is just a tactic employed by the miserable to deny reality - those who know deep down that the only way their life can have meaning is not through art or expression, giving and charity, a relationship with God but instead by forcibly contextualising everything as being a carefully scripted, story-boarded and rehearsed piece of fiction to be consumed by only the sufferer themselves.
The sufferer inevitably commits suicide or dies in their 'series finale' - Whether their TV Series achieved excellence and a satisfactory conclusion (Breaking Bad), was cancelled before its time and fondly remembered (Party Down), went seasons too long and became a shadow of itself (The Simpsons), (Dexter) can only be determined by the dead sufferer's friends and family at the funeral.
Q; "What's wrong with Caleb? He said he hadn't seen me since 'Season 2', and that he thought I'd been written out, whatever that means?
A: "Dude yeah he's got Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder' - just nod and smile. He'll kill himself if he thinks his show might be getting cancelled or resorting to cheap plot twists"
A: "Dude yeah he's got Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder' - just nod and smile. He'll kill himself if he thinks his show might be getting cancelled or resorting to cheap plot twists"
by J-Lime August 5, 2016
Get the Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder mug.To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
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by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017
Get the TelekinesisPort mug.Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.
Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?
by poudink November 29, 2020
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