A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
by Crackmonkey April 03, 2006
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018
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teenie

An Internet or App content creator in the teen category that attracts a mostly adult male audience. They are viewed in a highly sexual manner. However they are mostly innocent, and naive as to why they have so many fans.
The boyfriend informed his girlfriend, "they're called teenies," in order to justify his desire to view younger individuals internet content and similar content on Apps.
by Micaela Mariah September 22, 2022
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Teenie

Urban : are you a teenie?
Teenie : sure I'm giving me the magic
by 459395 February 09, 2022
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Teenie

Whoa, she knows everything!”
“Of course she does... she’s Teenie!”
by Ktmr March 14, 2019
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teenie

around the ages of 11 - 18 and they smoke, do weed and drink just because all there little friends do it and think they no everyone when really they only no people because there sluts and just want in. they have been out with everyone and think everyone is there bestfriend and they have sex in toilets and hide shit from there bestfriends which have told them not to do it but they dont listen, and they lie about everything and there parents have no idea. there usualy hang out at popular places and are in big groups smokeing.
by popwashere January 14, 2012
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