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Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏
by Fast Spider May 31, 2024
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Cranberry Technique

adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.
I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.
by The octopoos October 1, 2016
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Hannover technique

Hannover technique is a technique of loading a car onto a truck when the towing hook on the car is broken or missing.
Using this means you destroy the hood of the car, because the hook of the towing car is hooked to the hood to pull the car up the ramp.

This Is a better alternative that connecting the hook to the axle, because that would wear down the cable.
Jonas: Oh Jennifer's car broke down? How did they tow it? I thought her towing hook was broken.

Manuela: oh yes it is broken. They used the Hannover technique.

Jonas: doesn't that destroy the hood?

Manuela: oh yes it does. You should've seen it
by MrSnapli94 September 12, 2020
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Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023
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The Hamper Technique

The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.

The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.

(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!

2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
by Davina Los-Defino May 5, 2018
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black technique

When you go take a shit at work just to look at memes.
If you want to look at memes at work use the black technique
by MountainChicken November 28, 2017
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seaside technique

its a sex. thing.
"THE FUCKS THE SEASIDE TECHNIQUE" "its a sex. thing."
by hi babe. real. October 21, 2021
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