Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Ține-te de fustiță

Expression used by Ale and Mary when they think they are in danger

Ale: Mary,vezi că vine ex.Victor, ține-te de fustiță!

by Ale iubita Mariei 🐇 November 18, 2020

Cu te

If a person replies to your picture “cu te”. You should probably drop that person, because he’s/she’s a player.

Girl: *sends a snap*
Boy: cu te

Girl: be gone player

by Wholesomewaltetonig April 9, 2020

te hago miss

a play on words, meaning, "te extraño", or "I miss you".
(Spanglish)

Te hago miss, pero tu a mi no.

by rolisss January 12, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>No Te Voy A Ayudar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No Te Voy A Ayudar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No Te Voy A Ayudar<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 2, 2025

Te Rangimarie

A person that listen to fire artist such as: Playboi Carti, Yeat, Ken Car$on...

Te Rangimarie is Goated!

by jorhdan klaus January 30, 2022

te araroa

te araroa is a very nice girl who has a amazing personality and does not give a fuck what people think and she is very outgoing and is a great friend if you let her be she can light a room in one second with her jokes

i’ve had a bad day untill te araroa walked in!!

by anonymous November 23, 2021