Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

te hago miss

a play on words, meaning, "te extraño", or "I miss you".
(Spanglish)

Te hago miss, pero tu a mi no.

by rolisss January 12, 2024

Cu te

If a person replies to your picture “cu te”. You should probably drop that person, because he’s/she’s a player.

Girl: *sends a snap*
Boy: cu te

Girl: be gone player

by Wholesomewaltetonig April 9, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>No Te Voy A Ayudar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No Te Voy A Ayudar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No Te Voy A Ayudar<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 2, 2025

te he raw

When someone says something true and funny

Tim: you look like a panda
Sarah: I know right te he raw

by Maddy dyke January 19, 2019

te araroa

te araroa is a very nice girl who has a amazing personality and does not give a fuck what people think and she is very outgoing and is a great friend if you let her be she can light a room in one second with her jokes

i’ve had a bad day untill te araroa walked in!!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Un gro neck dans tes morts

Quand quelqu’un ments c un neck

Melissa tu mens, c Un gro neck dans tes morts.

by rayanelezamel November 14, 2021