taxi

Who my friends think I drive...

A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?

by @Abu__Memes November 6, 2021

taxi lime

when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one

look at this fucking taxi lime

by schlobe October 30, 2016

taxi the tabaxi

A man whos had gay sex with a drow elf before.

Hes also pan and is very gay for Br’aad vengolor!!
Also oriana is a bitch and he wont admit it

Person 1: is that a furry??!!!??
Person 2: no hes just a tabaxi whore aka taxi the tabaxi

by Gh0stie_bo1/Charlie November 3, 2022

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022

tria-taxis

It is 10^^^3

I have tria-taxis euro

by Robert darcy November 2, 2023

Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 15, 2024

Oscar's Wacky Taxi

A roller coaster located at Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. It is known for being filled with airtime, even tough it is a family ride.

Oscar's Wacky Taxi is absolutely epic, in fact, I rank it above Steel Vengeance!

by Kennywood Fanboy March 10, 2019