trampoo

Another word for fuck. Gay men use it when they're wishing a straight man would fuck him.

Gay guy: "If only Johnny Depp would trampoo me."

Other gay guy: "Are you serious? I'd rather be trampooed by Taylor Lautner anyday."

by britneycabrol and jonstapelton December 15, 2009

Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

Tampoodle

when a poodle is so damn fluffy, it can mistaken for a large walking tampon

Have you seen sherrie's dog?

Yeah it totally looks like a Tampoodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

tampoozle

a tampon with a tassel on the end

i can’t find my tampon
get a tampoozle

thanks

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

tampoonery

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

Tampony Bologna

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.

Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.

by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011

Tampon-leen

To insert a tampon into the anus, either by mistake or dirty joke

After I broke both my arms, I asked my closest girlfriend to help me insert a tampon, and she tampon-leened me instead! She is definitely not invited to my sweet 16 birthday party...

by Playerhateroftheyear April 6, 2011