table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005

Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010

table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

by leie May 31, 2009

Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.

Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.

by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007

table fox

This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...

"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"

by IrishMike February 28, 2008

table sauce

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

by bubbarella August 7, 2011

table 19

The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.

"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"

by Definethis01 July 13, 2017