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Turkey Twizzler 

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.
"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"

"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"

twizzle smacked 

the piont of being so shit faced drunk and/or high that you have no rememberance of any events of the night.
damn i was so twizzle smacked last night.

Twizza Sista

Two, or more, unusually close girlfriends. They are highly suspected of "Twizza"-ing in there spare time...
A Twizza can find love in another females eyes and not think nothing of it.

Those Twizza Sista's sure are close
Twizza Sista by CLO-Dawg August 19, 2010
a super wet pussy that is so good you go back for more
man you know that bitch from down the block kisha? yeah man i fucked her last week and she had some twezzy...
Twezzy by dontesinferno1 June 10, 2011

twizzzle 

while i was in bed i found a twizzzle
twizzzle by ikickass52 July 31, 2011

twizzle rod 

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
twizzle rod by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018