twit

an acronym for 'that's what I thought' .

Yeah twit is a quicker response when texting.

friend- does water boil at 212 degrees?
me- yeah twit

by Lolly-Poppy December 2, 2019

Twit

Someone who makes many mistakes and is quite foolish

Fiona: is this really necessary?
Makeup artist: this is very necessary Fiona

Shrek: I'm shrek you twit

by Imshrekyoutwit April 20, 2019

Twit

A different dialect of the word twat. Also can be used as a shortened version of nitwit. Twit is a much less harsh version of twat, comparable to thot is to hoe, but similar to thot one could take offense to.

Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.

I saw some absolute twit just try to put a crayon in an electric pencil sharpener.

Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!

by Cucktagon September 28, 2019

twit

a person who misses the toilet/urinal when peeing

bro ur such a twit

by man o man i gots an orgy August 10, 2019

twit

a absolute moron of a person

Charlie is such a twit

by qmskoycseiulbtwdulkbgtefu March 30, 2017

gender twit

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.

So now the gender twits want to change sign language because it's to MAN skewed!

by rockNrollTUFFguy May 8, 2018

Twit Whistle

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.

1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!

by Idisownbikesnobs June 5, 2016