Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 15, 2020

Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.

*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"

by A swimmer April 11, 2015

TP Etiquitte

When your room mate leaves just one sheet of toilet paper in the roll so (He or She) doesn't have to put a new roll on he dispenser.

Jan has no TP Etiquitte, she always leaves the last sheet on the roll.

by Pakman1281 August 21, 2012

TP

Tp is short for “te pasas” it means that you went “overboard” or you took it too far.

Tp used in an example
vato1: “Ey, dude, ain’t that your ex?”
vato2: “Oh, crap, it is.”
vato1: “Eyo, Maria! It’s Jose!”
vato2: “No manches, wey, te pasas!”

by esa hembra es mala May 9, 2019

tp

most commonly known as thought and prayers and toilet paper but can also be known as titty production services

“omg ur boobs look soooooooo good!”
“thanks! i got them done at tp!” (titty production services)

by not snat October 16, 2020

tp

tittie pic, if he wants a tittie pic, he’ll ask for a tp

send some tp’s

by Bad bitch 4 life August 27, 2020

TP

A small rounded creature that you may find under tables at Beijing banquet or getting donor hoagies at the kebab shop.

Mom who's that strange man eating chips of the floor, don't worry that's just TP

by Beijing banquet supporters clu March 27, 2025