A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.
by alinafu May 23, 2012
Get the Toolmug. 1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.
2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.
2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
by austin precipitates October 9, 2011
Get the toolmug. tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked
by updog15 March 15, 2010
Get the toolmug. by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009
Get the Toolmug. A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.
by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018
Get the Toolmug. Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.
LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019
Get the Toolmug.