A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.
Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP
by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021
Get the Squidward Winsmug. The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018
Get the Squidwardingmug. by Pedway94 September 6, 2019
Get the Squidward Handshakemug. by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination February 2, 2025
Get the Squidwardmug. Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
Get the Squidwardmug. When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.
by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019
Get the Pulling a squidwardmug.