pigeon mode

When baser instincts kick while blackout drunk and somehow manage to find your way home. Against all odds.

Damn dude, I was so blacked out last night I have no idea how i got home last night. Gotta love pigeon mode.

by LordCoitus July 12, 2016

Pervy pigeon

While in the nacelle of a wind turbine, the technician masturbates out of the tool hatch onto his coworkers below. As his load descends he radios to his coworkers "lookout for that pervy pigeon" in hopes they will turn upwards and be struck by his semen.

"I was uptower the other day and I sent down a pervy pigeon, landed one on my foreman's windshield"

by Wind-deez February 11, 2021

Prayer pigeon

A hard-on that has become permanent. Apparently derives from priapic.

I have to go the hospital to have my prayer pigeon fixed

by Guermantes June 18, 2011

pigeon fest

When Dan and Phil admit they have pigeon fursonas

Dan: happy April fools! We're holding a pigeon fest!
Phil: these are our fursonas!

by Dorky-hufflepuff May 19, 2018

Cock Pigeon

A woman who, like a horny pigeon, coos while bouncing on your cock.

All i head from Dave's room was "Coo Coo Ooo Cooo" - he was totally fucking a cock pigeon.

by Booooooo00000oom November 10, 2011

funky pigeon

An immense human being, that can work out the age of the Universe and has such an amazing beard, that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is such a funky pigeon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

floppy pigeon

Sending a floppy disk by carrier pigeon.

The data center was down so we were forced to send all executive summary reports by floppy pigeon.

by JSwan121 September 11, 2015