Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.

-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.

by pika007 May 2, 2011

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

shots picnic

Drinking outside before sundown

Man, it's been a rough week... Let's have a shots picnic!

by picnicker12 January 19, 2010

Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding

Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!

by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010

Not the full picnic

Said about someone who doesn't really know their way around something or somewhere. Could be due to isolation. Sometimes a person with a troubled passed, could also be that they are suspicious to enter the present world.

She's not the full picnic, lives on her own in a torn house just outside town and rarely speaks to anyone.

by Little_puppet March 1, 2017

Picnic Basket

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult

"you fricken picnic basket😡"

by Mewchz January 17, 2023