phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016

Photo-opp parent

A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.

I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.

by Photravelgal December 2, 2014

Send Photo Syndrome

When the party last night was so wild, you feel the need to ask everyone for photos of it

Angus: Did you hear Matt has send photo syndrome?
Jacob: yeah Tegan’s party was so wild he didn’t remember anything!

by Lord Lawson July 25, 2018

Urban Photo-archeologist

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.

Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.

by RandomGeneral March 7, 2010

Old Time Photo

To get aggressive and nasty./ To get into a fist fight.

Jeremy: Wanna go man? Wanna take this outside?

Chuck: Let's go man. I'm gonna get all Old Time Photo on you!

by KatISahmazin April 20, 2011

Best Angle Photo

The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.

- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.

by catfight12 January 10, 2009

Bus Pass Photo

A Bus Pass Photo is the ugliest face you can pull.

No Example Of Bus Pass Photo Given.

by LouisLove July 21, 2007