by No use for a name August 27, 2005

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.
by vinniepaz June 20, 2005

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.
by Andrea May 6, 2005

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.
by Operator May 13, 2004

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009

not irish at all,its a regiment of the british army made up mostly of protestants from the north of ireland and english/scots/welsh. they are offensive and nothing to do with ireland see irish rangers every st paddys day they march before their beloved fuckin queen of england with their regimental mascot a wolfhound and recieve shamrocks from their queen!.
by da origanal playa June 11, 2006

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.
Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!
by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015
