Baby Making Fluids

ejaculate The liquid that comes out after you ejaculate after sexual actions.

What is used when you want to make a baby.
I was giving him a handjob and his baby making fluids got all over me
by shaneeka September 8, 2007
mugGet the Baby Making Fluidsmug.

Amni-idiotic fluid

The uterine fluid which supports a fetus within the womb of an absolute moron mother to be...

See Snooki
It was a safe bet any spawn coming from her amni-idiotic fluid

would not be a rocket scientist.
by sheila in the car June 11, 2012
mugGet the Amni-idiotic fluidmug.

Gender Fluid

Chad: “Stacy swallowed all of my gender fluid last night.”
by Sir. Owner of facts February 14, 2021
mugGet the Gender Fluidmug.
(CFD)
physics the quantitative study of fluids and their actions given a set of events.

For use in the creation of soup, chemical based reactors, vehicles, risk assessments, damage assessments, meteorological predictions, and different predictions of naturally occurring phenomena.
seriously, im not that smart.
(Anyway, an example of computational fluid dynamics would need graphical models and computer programming)
by puahl October 8, 2005
mugGet the computational fluid dynamicsmug.

pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.
The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.
by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010
mugGet the pre-ejaculatory fluidmug.

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010
mugGet the Precious Bodily Fluidsmug.

fluid power professional

A person who receives in a bukkake and is later compensated for there services
We should hire that fluid power professional we had at the last bukkake
by Dairydaddy June 18, 2022
mugGet the fluid power professionalmug.

Share this definition