Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
A dumpy, inefficient brand of typewriter that rarely works but is favored by hipsters for its loudness and commonness.
It's embarrassing enough that you took your typewriter to the coffee shop. Why did it have to be the shitty Galaxie Deluxe model?
by typewriterfanatic February 21, 2014
The act in which a group of Spanish and Afro-American men all lay next to or around each other and jerk off until they ejaculated ito a fan to mist it around the room and all over the group.
by corvocreations September 28, 2022
When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
by Mangokalsong October 16, 2022
by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020
The art of giving coitis to your partner whilst simultaneously performing cunnilingus on their dog. The size of the dog does not matter.
Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?
by chocciesforbrekky21 November 24, 2021
by HotCheer5 June 04, 2011