Toast

Destroyed, terminated, ceased functioning, ended abruptedly by external forces

"My car was toast after I hit that wall"

by P Prabhanhi September 18, 2003

recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

toasterphobia

Toasterphobia is the dreaded fear of sticking a fork into a toaster even after it's been unplugged....because sometimes the toaster remembers!

Mike: "Because of my severe toasterphobia, I have continuous nightmares about being chased by a giant toaster and a giant fork wearing running shoes!"

Art: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

toasted honey

A sexual act, usually performed between two men. It starts with one man shoving an entire bee hive into his anus, and then shaking around to awake the bees within the hive. This causes the bees to frantically sting what ever they can, which is the colon of the male. The second male then rips a bong and exhales into the firsts anus, causing the bees to relax from the smoke. The first man then jerks off until he orgasms, crushing the bee hive during climax.

Dude me and tony were hangin out and made some toasted honey.

by Cynicile February 8, 2018

lightly toasted

To be 'lightly toasted' is to be stoned due to the use of marijuana.

This phrase was apparently popular in some circles in the early 1990's... according to this philosophy professor I had this one time.

Advantages of the phrase 'lightly toasted' over other more common terms:
1 - It is basically a thinly veiled version of the more popular adjective 'baked,' and yet it is somehow ambiguous enough to be used in virtually any environment without anyone being the wiser.

2 - It invokes images of lightly toasted food, which is always pleasurable to think about and even better - to consume when you yourself are 'lightly toasted.'

3 - You can insert the phrase into a sentence about food and in so doing tip off only those cool enough to understand.

"My kid's chorus performance is going to bore me to tears. I'd better get lightly toasted before I go."

(the stealthy approach):
"Hey guys, I could go for some *lightly toasted* Popped Tarts right now... (wink wink) What about you guys?"

(or it can even serve as sexual innuendo):
"Hey baby, let's get lightly toasted then you can butter my bacon while I scramble your eggs."

The possibilities are endless. So, go out there and spread the good word my friends. We won't stop until the whole world is golden brown.

by a mutual friend March 2, 2009

attack toaster

Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.

Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!

by finchyyy June 6, 2018

Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015