by Youioepr December 8, 2020

by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke
Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*
Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*
by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019

by Jake Fapper July 29, 2021

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."
middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"
middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"
by captain vinland February 21, 2009

Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"
by G-Rizzle83 August 15, 2008

The extra money given to fellow pimps when payment to them is due as a sign of respect and allegiance. Commonly used in board games where money is involved.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.
Whilst playing monoplay:
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"
A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"
A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"
by RiskyNanaMan December 19, 2010
