Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.

"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."

by Tibbz and Steika August 21, 2008

Taint Blast

The act of forcibly kicking the tip of your shoe, or in some cases, delivering a devastating uppercut to the region between a person's anus and testicles in the case of a man or anus and vagina in the case of a woman thereby leaving that person writhing on the ground, blind with pain.

Brad was being a real asswhistle at the party last night so I had to deliver a world class taint blast to put him in his place.

by Chad Rauschenberger January 12, 2008

taint chowder

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.

I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.

by KO32 January 11, 2009

Taint craw

When a girl is playing with your nuts then she uses her hand to craw up your taint and stick her finger in your butt

“She was gummin on my nuts and she did the taint craw”

by Mr. taint December 11, 2019

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

Taint it

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.

Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.

Seuss: just taint it

LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game

Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.

by PigBat July 20, 2013

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013