Betty Swollocks

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

by Shier September 14, 2005

swollorexic

When you are already swoll as fuck. But you think you still need to get swoll as fuck. It's like a sickness.

Me: "Bro you're swoll as fuck"
Friend: "nahh man I don't think I swoll enough"
Me: "Bro I think you're swollorexic"

by Realwinslow September 2, 2014

Swoll

1. being buff
2. having large muscles

Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is swoll as hell.

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

head on swoll

To be big headed or arrogant. To be full of yourself. To be conceited. To think you are better than everyone else for little or no reason at all.

A varation of having a swollen head.

Man! Ever since James got his new car, dem girls got his head on swoll.

by quietstar May 24, 2006

swollen

extremely cool; very good.

Have a swollen day!
Chyea that party was swollen!

by Chrishele April 14, 2006

swol factory

The gym; fitness center; the place where one goes to get swol (swollen)

Your arms suggest the onset of muscular dystrophy. I suggest a vigorous session at the swol factory.

by ggustovv August 2, 2010

skolf

Skateboard golf. Originating in Bay City, Michigan, skolf is played in a skatepark with a golf ball, two cups and two teams. During the game, two players from each team are in play at a time, and can be subbed out any time. One cup is placed at the flat bottom of a bowl, and functions as the main goal. The point of the game is to hit the ball into the cup while skating into the ball. Each score is worth one point. The other cup is placed in a more difficult position (i.e. the top of a ramp), and if a team hits it, they automatically win the game.

No pushing within 10 feet of the ball. The ball can only be touched with the skateboard. Each game is typically three rounds, each round ending when a team scores. Alcohol is usually served between rounds and during the game.

Man, after 9 years, this park is boring. I have a golf ball, beer, and cups - let's invent a game called skolf.

by bcbwilla June 21, 2010